White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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