Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before