I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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