Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
tell me about the fingering
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