yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dick very happy bro
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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