thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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