i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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