we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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