Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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