my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
zippers are such a cool invention
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I need a hoe opinion
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