is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
