yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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