He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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