where am i from again
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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