Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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