i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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