Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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