She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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