Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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