you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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