Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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