It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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