just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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