Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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