Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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