His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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