last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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