Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
How's work?
Spinning.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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