I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This is my gift to your gina
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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