In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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