I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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