hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
