I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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