need another drink. this is the easiest way
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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