He asked to "fluff my boner.."
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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