i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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