I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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