If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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