wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
dude. I can hear the air.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
