his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Holy sore nipples Batman
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
there is glitter all over my balls
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