just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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