Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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