if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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