Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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