I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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