I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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