Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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