i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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