Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize