You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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