One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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