Can i not drive my cunt home
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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