Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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