It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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