Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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