this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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